Come on,
If you're so much better than me and my kind,
Can't you come up with something fresher and more novel than that? It's so cliché.
I mean, we've been tree climbing monkeys for ages already!
Well, considering your inexplicable need to dial a toll free number to call us half way round the world
To assist you in closing the windows on your screen and not the ones to your house,
No, you are a waste of neurons and flesh, incapable of concocting a more venomous retort than "tree climbing monkeys."
Oh yes, I am proud to belong to a nation of tree climbing monkeys
At least I'm sure I belong somewhere that's not a nation built by runaways!
Yes, I am a tree climbing monkey
Who will not panic should McDonald's disappear from the face of the earth
Because I will always have a banana
And I can cook it a hundred and one ways
And I'd be the last to perish from hunger.
Yes, I am a monkey
Even the chinese kung fu artists call upon my spirit to guide them like Bruce Lee
And therefore, all the tree climbing monkey tambays from Sitio Mahayahay to Barangay Mabuhay can Mabuhay your pale ass bye-bye…
I daresay I will be among the lucky
if there were a tsunami,
because I'd be up swinging in my tree in the boondocks
Hoo-hoo-haa-haa-ing at you
While you get wiped out first.
